Tumescent, cookie-like pajama man discovers he is allergic to candy canes

Then Santa's helpers used the blunt end of a paperclip to give ol' Rusty a mouth hole and eyes.

There's not enough anxiety on this tree

There really is no better time to have your life projected dizzyingly on the backs of your squeezed-shut eyelids than Christmas! Which is why I absolutely adore these ornaments. I think more ornaments should feature Peril as a theme.

"Oh no, children! Santa's going to die! Who will deliver your presents?"

If the black fangs glued to the roof are foreshadowing, I think she's just going to enjoy some fruitcake while she waits for his arms to give out.

A Festive Infestation

Because you are naughty, paper worms are eating Santa's face.

A Hot, Snowmess

To defeat the Snowmess you must weaken its defenses, then strike at its shiny, bead core.

Stare into the face of madness.