There really is no better time to have your life projected dizzyingly on the backs of your squeezed-shut eyelids than Christmas! Which is why I absolutely adore these ornaments. I think more ornaments should feature Peril as a theme.
"Oh no, children! Santa's going to die! Who will deliver your presents?"
If the black fangs glued to the roof are foreshadowing, I think she's just going to enjoy some fruitcake while she waits for his arms to give out.
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